shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

authoriting:

In our house we celebrate the anniversary of the arrival of Castiel. [x]

authoriting:

In our house we celebrate the anniversary of the arrival of Castiel. [x]

shutupstrax:

And in this gifset I demonstrate to you how I feel after 90% of my conversations

naamahdarling:

adventurotica:

I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.

naamahdarling:

adventurotica:

I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.

castiel-loves-whitecastle:

disgracetheflyingunicorn:

space-addity:

myidolsmakedickjokes:

starlightinherveins:

demonized

Why is this so hot?

Mydriasis, or dilated pupils, are a sign sexual arousal.  Blacked out eyes are a sign of sexual arousal that’s gone beyond natural limits.

You might even call it… supernatural.

On the other hand, your pupillary reflex also relaxes upon death, so there’s that too.

pun…

One of these is not like the other

[inspired by: x & x]

clara-impossiblesoufflegirl:

seerofsarcasm:

nesquiksand:

with-fronds-like-these:

sinking-memories:

I don’t know if you guys know this or not but the girl and the sailor didn’t even know each other, the sailor was drunk and sexually assaulted her in the street and they got off the boat. history lesson. boom.

UM
NO
THAT’S NOT WHAT HAPPENED
Upon hearing the news that the war was over, everyone was celebrating in the streets. The sailor was overwhelmed with the joy of the moment and grabbed a nurse and kissed her before they parted ways. She didn’t see it as a sexual assault, she understood that everyone was celebrating. And it certainly wasn’t simply a drunken act.
Stop trying to ruin this picture. It captures the joy of the end of a really awful time. 

If I’m not mistaken, these two remain friends to this day. 

You aren’t mistaken, they visit each other and their families and exchange christmas cards.
And this is him now:

GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT PEOPLE. LORD

clara-impossiblesoufflegirl:

seerofsarcasm:

nesquiksand:

with-fronds-like-these:

sinking-memories:

I don’t know if you guys know this or not but the girl and the sailor didn’t even know each other, the sailor was drunk and sexually assaulted her in the street and they got off the boat. history lesson. boom.

UM

NO

THAT’S NOT WHAT HAPPENED

Upon hearing the news that the war was over, everyone was celebrating in the streets. The sailor was overwhelmed with the joy of the moment and grabbed a nurse and kissed her before they parted ways. She didn’t see it as a sexual assault, she understood that everyone was celebrating. And it certainly wasn’t simply a drunken act.

Stop trying to ruin this picture. It captures the joy of the end of a really awful time. 

If I’m not mistaken, these two remain friends to this day. 

You aren’t mistaken, they visit each other and their families and exchange christmas cards.

And this is him now:

GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT PEOPLE. LORD

the-sherlockians-have-the-impala:

heymooseface:

castiasstiel:

Jared Padalecki

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Jared Dadalecki

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Jared Sadalecki

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Jared Madalecki

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Jared Gladalecki

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Jared Badalecki

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Jared Plaidalecki

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Jared Radaleckiimage

Oh my gosh.

Never not gonna reblog

Mike Wazowski much  

hamasapien:

Genie just casually breaking the universe to entertain Princess Jasmine.